How Was Your Weekend
Friday: Vehicle vs. Pedestrian; dead body; another Vehicle vs. Pedestrian; psychiatric; drunk guy; pain.
Saturday: Vehicle vs. Pedestrian; dead body; psychiatric; pain; drunk guy.
Sunday: coronary; combative psychiatric; coronary; dead body; contest versus my paramedic to see who can eat six Jello cups the fastest; nausea (me); abrasion; pain.
(I would have won had I not started giggling and snorted strawberry Jello up my nose.)