Paris Hilton’s Blackberry was hacked last night, so this morning all over her personal notes, photos, and contacts were posted on the internet. Tons of celebrity numbers and emails.
Pauly Shore’s voicemail was entertaining. And I didn’t imagine that anyone would be stupid enough to still answer the phone, but Andy Roddick was. Had no idea who he was, but fucking A! I talked to Andy Roddick! … his mouth was full of food. AND I TALKED TO HIM.